Want to come over and we can dance to 1D? If someone doesn't respond within 6.4 seconds go all insane bitch on them with spamming. I'm going to tell your mother about the pelican accident. She agreed to take you to rehab on Wednesdays and Thursdays. I get to come along! WHOOP! Were going to see each other all the time now.įorever. When talking to stranger (Not quite encouraged.) make yourself look like this wealthy rich kid with more money than seconds lived.ġ7. When you talk to your crush fan-girl the whole time ignoring what they are even saying.ġ8. Make everything 2000x times more dramatic than they really are. He told me to make my bed and so I told him to go and live in a box so he got upset and told me to please make my bed. He started crying huddling in the corner while looking his wedding picture of my mom who moved to Alaska and then I went and punched his face and ate all his slim-jims then went and got a tattoo of my dead cat, Shmuckinmoo the size of my face. Cry awkwardly to all of your contacts because you dont know what to name your pet rock.
(Gerrold, Natuki, Sayu, Ryuzaki, Jellal, Kira, Erza, Ryuk.) < Real Japanese names. The rest :DĢ0. Recited the bible at awkward silences. When someone calls or texts you and its a blocked number say 'Jims whore house. Start chanting death poems to a your mom while rubbing Nutella all over your body.Ģ3. #LifeProbs #Why #ShootMeNow #NeverMind #IWillKillYouSoonEnough #StarvationOrKnifeToHeart #YourChoice #ImComingToYourHouse #ISeeYou #ImGoingThroughYourStuff #ImTakingYourDollar #YourComingOutOfTheShower #ILikeYourUnderwear #StabStab Okay enough of those. Smile like a pedo and lick your lips seductively every time someone texts you.
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